AMERICA AND HER ALLIES WILL PREVAIL

My apologies for my absence... I have been rather busy.

Let me make clear, our most important task is the complete defeat and disarmament of Adolf Hitler's Germany. That's right, Hitler's Germany. The German people have a long proud history, and I believe many of them want Germany to be cleansed of his fascist dictatorship - only a few Germans are like Chocolate Cake. Germans like Mow My Lamp may be proud of their fighting ability, but they will sicken when they see what Hitler and his ghouls have done. Felix Frankfurter from our Supreme Court has put before me a report that I can only hope is not true.

My commanders urged an immediate attack from Britain across the channel into France in 1942, but Winston Churchill did not want it... too many casualties he said.

So, we are in Northern Africa. I have relieved the commander after the debacle at Kasserine Pass, and I have put one of our best fighting generals in charge, George S. Patton. I believe he and General Montgomery will drive up through Italy - the soft body blow - while we mass our troops for the invasion of France - the knockout punch.

We must do this quickly while Stalin and his Russian army hold off Hitler. The Germans are just outside of Moscow. If we can attack the Germans from another direction, it will make things easier for Russia.

As for the Japanese, how can we now underestimate them after their treacherous attack on Pearl Harbor? We must be careful of Jello and her countrymen. I have signed Executive Order 9066 which relocates the "Issei" (first generation of Japanese who immigrated to the US) and their children, "Nisei" (who were US citizens) to special camps where they can be watched.

As I said to JohnnyBGoode, if you are going to kill the giant, make sure it is a killing stroke. The Japanese did not sink our aircraft carriers and now we have inflicted a mortal blow on their fleet at the Battle of Midway.

The giant is awake and at war.

President Roosevelt